Making a weird face at your best friend until they notice
im gonna become president and make a law that anyone who commits a crime will be forced to have a reverse mohawk
I can’t even text without writing long, nice sentences that use proper grammar and spelling.
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
How we imagine most English people speak.
How most English people actually speak.
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